These were my favor­ites. It’s good to know I’m not alone.
You’ve learned your les­son and stopped using the word “final” in any file name when saving.
You clean your key­board more often than you wash your car.
You’ve inten­tion­ally giv­en up try­ing to explain your pro­jects to non-designers.
You can’t go to a res­taur­ant without secretly cri­tiquing the menu design.